ribs DRIPPING WITH sauce!
How do you fit 50 babies in a bowl?
Blender
How do you get them out?
Doritoes
Bah I dance if i wanna (that was an unintentional allusion, gawd i hate that safety dance song)
ouchies…
:too bad; why me?
I would like to take this opportunity to promote my new band Ba-Kill-bies. We are a doomcore band and if you are easily offended then please do not listen to us. It features Linus Eagon on guitar and vocals and myself on drums and microphone feedback. One of our songs is about snacking on babies.
O_o
Looks like Charle’s back… again.
leaves a cookie and hides behind an oversized hat plushie
Uhm… hi Charlie.
goes and hides froum this thread
I love cooking babies in a stove.
Originally posted by Amerycinsycho
We are a doomcore band and if you are easily offended then please do not listen to us.
What’s doomcore?
How dare you insult my belief system with your childish forum ‘theme’. You make me cry tears of anger and bitterness.
A woman has just given birth to a baby, and it’s taken away to be weighed. The doctor walks back in holding it, and suddenly drops it on the floor.
"My God, what have you done!?
The doctor picks the baby back up and begins to bang it’s head on the walls and swinging it around the room by an arm.
“NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”
The doctor drops it on the floor and stamps on it’s head.
“NOOOOOOOO!”
The doctor picks up the splattered baby, and says;
“The joke’s on you, the baby was born dead! ^^”
…sorry.
Originally posted by Gila-Monster
[b]I love cooking babies in a stove.What’s doomcore? [/b]
After you bite past the crunchy chocolate exterior there’s a dee-licious core of caramelled doom!
Ahhh, baby jokes.
Here are a few I’ve heard (from CC, mostly)
What’s red and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in it’s eyes.
What’s the difference between unloading a truckload of babies and unloading a truckload of footballs?
You can unload the babies with a pitchfork, you can’t with footballs because they’d pop 
What’s worse than 10 dead babies in a tree?
1 dead baby in 10 trees.
Good.
Finally someone who has understood the real purpose of babies.
Babies raw = awesome
Babies sauteed in White Wine sauce = More awesome
Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal suits me.
Originally posted by Gila-Monster
[b]I love cooking babies in a stove.What’s doomcore? [/b]
You don’t know what doomcore is? Man, your out of the loop…
Ahem.
:moogle: bebbies.
That is all. Move along, move along…
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Originally posted by BlueMageOne
You don’t know what doomcore is? Man, your out of the loop…
Dude you are so out of the loop if you don’t know what doomcore is. It’s like not knowing what TV puppet pals is.
Originally posted by Amerycinsycho
Dude you are so out of the loop if you don’t know what doomcore is. It’s like not knowing what TV puppet pals is.
Hey man, I CREATED doomcore, your just a follower. Your knowledge of doomcore is like an ant in a swiming pool compared to mine.
Ok, I’m out of the loop. What the hell is doomcore?
Originally posted by Jiharn
Ok, I’m out of the loop. What the hell is doomcore?
Doomcore is everywhere. It is all around us. Even
now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your
window. Or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when
you go to work. When you go to Church. When you pay your taxes.
It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you
from the truth.
…
AKA I have no fucking clue.
I’m guessing it’s some crappy mixture of slow sludgy doom riffs mixed with a lot of screaming and whining… but I don’t really like to make assumptions. 