Awesome Game Quotes

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Lunar is full of awesome quotes. Hell, anything by Working Designs is. As far as I’m concerned it was the only reason to play those games. -_-
An example:
“If I’ve learned anything in all my years, lad, it’s this. Getting old sucks.
Except for the senior discount in most inns, bakeries, and taverns.”
–Phineas, <I>Alundra</I>

And one more for the road:
“Your lives that I spit on are nothing but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!”
–Fawful, <I>Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga</I>

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All your base are belong to us~you probably know

BLITZOFF!~same

We were just worried that you two might have gone crazy.~ Wakka. Ya?

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“The greatest failure of this Johnny’s life… you… you’re a boy, aren’t you!” Johnny, to Bridget GGX2 Story Mode

“YOUR_MOVES_ARE_ILLOGICAL_AND_YOUR_UNSCIENTIFIC_WEAPONRY_
HAS_NO_EFFECT ON_ME.” Robo Ky, GGX2

“A_VENGEFUL_SPIRIT? YOU? I_REFUSE_TO_FIGHT_AGAINST_SUCH_AN_
UNSCIENTIFIC_ENEMY!” Robo Ky, GGX2

“I will not hold back. If you wish a rematch I will always accept.” Potemkin, GGX2

“Don’t stare at me like some mythical animal…” Potemkin, GGX2

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“You better run before you fall for me.”-Samson, Arc The Lad: TOTS

“Did you just say “nerd”?”
“Not nerd, node.”

“So…they call him Vamp because he sucks people’s blood?”
“No, they call him that because he’s bisexual.”
“…”-Metal Gear Solid 2

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“teehee this music is so… so… uh whats the opposite of chaotic?” milenia grandia 2

“Don’t you :’) at me!” blackrose dot.//hack

“…” crono chrono trigger

:moogle: “You spoony bard!” take a guess.

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“Mint, you’ve got the biggest pair of tits I’ve EVER seen.” Arche - Tales of Phantasia Dejap translation.

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My all time favourite…

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LOL, that’s hilarious. They actually put that in a game? 8p
How’s the rest of the dialogue in there?

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In order to survive, all living things in this world fight desperately and
devour those they defeat…
Must one kill other living things in order to
survive?
Must one destroy another world in order to allow one’s own world
to continue?
The wounded in turn wound and torment those weaker than they
themselves are…
There are only the killers and the killed…
The sinners who are judged, and the victims that do the judging.
What meaning is there to such a world?

Time Devourer (Dragon Gods), Chrono Cross

What do you mean, a centipede monster stole your element? What, he snuck
up behind you and picked all your pockets with his hundreds of legs or
something…?

Peppor, to Solt, Chrono Cross

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It’s pretty standard Working Designs stuff, except not as lighthearted or joke-filled as the Lunar games.

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“Go to Hell and take your ATAC vith you!”-Zakov (Vanguard Bandits)

“Hit me harder, fool! I demand it!”-Faulkner (Vanguard Bandits)

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“I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in Flap-Jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!” - <I>Colonel Roy Campbell in <B>Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty</B></I>

You know, there’s a website devoted to this stuff. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page

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Ooh, that reminds me:

“I’ll bet she fucks like a tiger.” ~Klarth, ToP, same translation

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“I-I’m blind! … … … No! Mom was right!”

Kyle - Lunar SSSC for PSX.

Man, that was a good game.

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Originally said in Lufia 2

Guy: Let me tell you. I’m not going for you. I’m going because there’s someone I have to protect, too.

Dekar: I heard you still haven’t married that someone you must protect. Talk about slow!

Guy: Ha! What do you know about love anyway? You don’t even HAVE a girlfriend!

Dekar: My love is my sword!

Guy: If you ask me, you should stay away from thoughts like that.

dragonquester, I don’t want to hear a word about it. Luckily, you’re on my ignore list. :smiley:

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dq, you’re on my Ignore list, too, for putting images of Condolleeza Rice in my head wearing a jungle suit. And slandering me and making bad jokes about my resemblance to the Night Stalker.

Here’s another cool quote, though.

SNAKE!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME ?? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

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Gilgamesh’s speech (before he dies saving the heroes, in FFV) was my favorite, especially his goodbye to Faris:

“Faris, find someone to love… And act like a woman!”

(Or something like that. Not very sexually tolerant, was he? :slight_smile: )

Anyone know where I can find the whole thing?

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Wilfredo, here’s the script from the unofficial SNES translation. The wording is different, but the message Gilgamesh gives is pretty much the same.

Gilgamesh: Kururu… your father was such a strong man…
Kururu: Grandpa…
Gilgamesh: Faris… if you were to fall in love, you might be more feminine…
Faris: …
Gilgamesh: Lenna! You’re so kind to all living things… don’t ever forget that gentle spirit…
Gilgamesh: Butz! I wanted to duel with you one-on-one… you have such good friends!
Butz: Gilgamesh…
Necrophobia: Die!! (casts Flare)
Gilgamesh: (to Butz) You’re supposed to say that!