I listen to things on tape (yes, casette tape) regularly. (You kids today blah blah blah)
Girls don’t need boyfriend managers because they know the only two things that matter in a guy: He has to be near death and have a lot of money.
Why wait for death and the unpleasantries of having to fake real affection when you can hit him on the back of the head with a blunt object and take his wallet?
Or do what they do in Trillian’s avatar dimension.