Australian girl fined for crushing beer cans

With her breasts.

I’m impressed

So am I. HOW?!

Thing to do when bored no. 25435

Pecs?

crushes beer can at thought

Spoilsports.

…While another, off-duty colleague was hanging spoons from her nipples?

…Australia is a fucked up place.

Hot.

I’d committ to that.

Australia is now at the top of my list of places to visit.

That woman is now at the top of my list of people to visit.

I guess they were thinking of the children that might seen this vile act of public nudity. You know. The ones that usually sneak into bars using fake IDs.

Whereas most women who get implants go for silicon, she went for the robotic beer can-crushing ones.

Meanwhile, teenager escapes prison in suitcase.

Also, give us your money! This is a ketchup!

I’ll be sure to let you know the scoop about the great ketchup heist from tomorrow’s papers.

Something kinda like this happened with Oderus Orungus’ penis a few years back here in the states. Only he killed a man, and he went with the cops because they told him they were gonna smoke confiscated crack together, only to arrest him.
Luckily, a huge fucking Dinosaur destroyed America.

I’m not surprised at all, Australians are powerful. It’s a medical fact. Just listen to their metal!