Ask me

You know the drill. According to the prophecy you ask me questions, I answer them in post #1000. Unless I forget it, then it’ll be post #1002. Fire away.

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What can change the nature of a man?

Who the bloody hell are you and why are you posting this bullshit?

Also you’re 48 posts away at my current viewing of this thread, a bit too far to even attempt this.


Ask me about my weiner!

Oh Accepted. You looked like such a bad movie.

Who would win in a fistfight, President Andrew Jackson or Hannibal, enemy of Rome?

Rig, you better start posting like crazy, since you need about 40 more posts to be “legal” while doing this milestone thread.

Why certain sexual activity is being referred to as the “Greek way”?

How much weed could Charlie Parker smoke if Charlie Parker could smoke weed?

What does it take to learn how to breakdance?

Do you want to be my friend?

Why did the chicken really cross the road?

What should I ask about 984’s wiener?

Do you believe that there will be even MORE gimmicky bands in Eurovision after Lordi’s victory last year?

You’re walking down a dark hallway with little holes in the walls. Eyes poke out and watch you the whole way. You run, but you cannot avoid the stares, and eventually are driven mad. You hallucinate a field of bunnies eating graham crackers with Presidents Millard Fillmore and William Henry Harrison. There is a gigantic tower of rice. You climb to the top and meet Johny Carson.

What did you eat for breakfast that morning?

Why, just why did I die that day?

What REALLY happens to Mario when he falls down those bottomless holes?

What really happens to pink when he falls down those bottemless holes?

Do you have a bottemless hole?

Do I?

How famous will sin’s hair be in 12 years?

Does 984 have a penis?

Do you?

Pirates or ninjas?

How many boards would the Monghols hoard if the Monghols’ hoards got bored?

Popcorn: The Ultimate Explosion of Flavor or Exploding nightmare that gets stuck in one’s teeth?

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the air speed velosity of an unmaiden swallow?

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Seperate the sorrow and collect up all the cream?

Unless you’re all finished being dumb, this is highly unnecessary. So stop with the inane questioning.

But what constitutes the nature of a man?
My possible answers to the original question are:
a) Nothing
b) Der Wille zur Macht (The Will to Power), any self realisation intense enough to provoke changes to said man so that in the end he’s virtually not the same man as before. Though one may argue against that.
b) A screw-up of the signals transmitted by his nervous system. Though one may argue against that.
c) Multiple negative experiences and/or psychological/corporal torture.
d) I have to play P:T to find out.

To celebrate managing to sneak almost a thousand posts without you noticing I, Rigmarole, post this bullshit :kissy:

Is your weiner jennifer weiner?

Wasn’t Accepted a bad movie?

Why am I asking questions here?

Hannibal may triumph over anyone but must subsequently fail taking advantage of it. Thus Hannibal wins yet Jackson manages to get sponsored by Coca Cola.

My own take is that when said practise was despicable and the Greeks were the intellectual prozac of the day, people could say “hey, the Greeks did it”. Or it was simply used as an euphemism.

He had apparently outgrown weed. And turned to heroin.

Free time. That isn’t the same though as learning to breakdance well. But as they say, well, that’s another story.


Sure, send me the application.

It wanted to.

Ask him if his weiner is known as Anthony D. to friends.

Surely, in accordance with Eurovision’s slogan “go with the flow”. In Greece for some reason or other Eurovision is a national past-time. And boy, is it kitsch.

Something bad but I’m not sure exactly what. I ask Johny Carson.

I’ll venture the bet it wasn’t a good day for you.

He loses a life and has to start over the stage.

He does fall?

I think not. If I do I can exploit it and get rich in the process.

Quizás, quizás, quizás.

Can it get even more famous?

In the net people only pretend being girls, not the other way round. My educated guess is that he has.

Yeah, I am a conformist.

Ninjas. Especially American Ninja.

Hell if I know. The Mughals favored stone though.

Depends on what you’ve eaten before.

Sir Rigmarole of the Green Pillow.

To find the Green Couch.

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

It’s the Candy Man! You and Sammy Davis Jr. FTW.

Silly auto-correction program, British spelling will persevere.