Ask backwoods!

Imagine you’re playing Jeopardy. The following are the Answers.

<b>1) Mary, Susan and Beyonce
2) Loaves and knishes
3) Hamsters, Poi and that Britney-Madonna kiss
4) Anthony “Big Pancreas” Santucci
5) Yasser Arafat but not Daffy Duck
6) Daffy Duck but not Ariel Sharon
7) Benedict Arnold Schwarzenegger
8) Only People who are very skinny
9) Because you need the right undergarments
10) It’s like a peanut, only bigger
11) A toaster and Antonin Scalia, but not a Reuben sandwich</B>

What are the Questions for each?

  1. Who would make the ultimate tag team chick fight?
  2. What is the term to decribe a piece of bread and its yiddish translation?
  3. What is needed to make a cable TV channel?
  4. Who is the Guiness world record holder for the stupidest nickname?
  5. Who is a worse arabic state leader?
  6. Who is less trigger happy?
  7. What will the new governor of california be called when he inevitably ruins the state?
  8. Which demographic claims fast food lawsuits are inappropriate?
  9. Why was victoria’s secret created?
  10. Quote one line from Monica Lewinsky’s new tell all about her bill clinton affair?
  11. What might you find under a couch?

Originally posted by Agent Proto
[b]Imagine you’re playing Jeopardy. The following are the Answers.

<b>1) Mary, Susan and Beyonce
2) Loaves and knishes
3) Hamsters, Poi and that Britney-Madonna kiss
4) Anthony “Big Pancreas” Santucci
5) Yasser Arafat but not Daffy Duck
6) Daffy Duck but not Ariel Sharon
7) Benedict Arnold Schwarzenegger
8) Only People who are very skinny
9) Because you need the right undergarments
10) It’s like a peanut, only bigger
11) A toaster and Antonin Scalia, but not a Reuben sandwich</B>

What are the Questions for each? [/b]

You are disqualified because you did not answer in the form of a question. You are the weakest link, good bye.

Originally posted by Sorcerer
You are the weakest link, good bye.

BANK!

And I hope to God you know how wrong you spelt backwards, Proto :wink:

Yeah, I noticed it right after I submitted “SUBMIT POST” GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!

Originally posted by Agent Proto
Yeah, I noticed it right after I submitted “SUBMIT POST” GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!

Which is why we have the EDIT option.

That doesn’t edit the topic title, Ori.

Yeah, only a mod or admin could do that. :wink:

:ulty: Why won’t you guys make up questions?

Actually, it does if it’s within the first 5 minutes.