Are you kidding me?

Duke Nukem Forever to ship next year.

It’s like a freaking Saturday Morning cartoon villain, it just never seems to die.

Always bet on Duke.

I like to imagine that if you ignore it, it’ll go away.

I theorize that this is part of the most elaborate trolling ever attempted.

Duke Nukem wasn’t all that bad! …he defined the term “Bad-Ass” throughout the late 90s! (in terms of gaming, I guess.)

Zero Punctuation did a fake review of the game as a way to mock its tardiness. I guess he’ll have take it back now. (Yeah right. :stuck_out_tongue: )

Ephyon: Duke Nukem WAS a Saturday Morning cartoon villain. Not the same character, but they had a villain by that name in Captain Planet. Always wondered why they didn’t sue.