Are You a Bad Enough Dude to Watch These Movies?

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> Here a challage for the forum members. Do you have the guts to survive these 100 horrible movies, polled from the Internet Movie Database. This list is ever changing every time a horrible teen movie appears at times, but it mostly sticks it guns to the worst of the worst. Bad movies like Manos, Space Mulity, Police Adacemy 6, Santa With Muscle, Jaws 3D, and other pieces of crap litter this list.

Mwhauhuahhu…there is no escaping now.

Bottom 100 Movies

I just keep a running MST-style spiel going in my head. Works like a charm.

And I’m buying MST3K-Manos on Tuesday when I can put some money on my card. I NEED to see that film.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> Incase you can’t get the linking working, here is the list of 100 bad movies as of May 30, 2004.

1 ‘Manos’ the Hands of Fate (1966) 1.6 (5956 votes)
2 Future War (1997) 1.6 (1027 votes)
3 You Got Served (2004) 1.6 (2908 votes)
4 Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966) 1.7 (783 votes)
5 Space Mutiny (1988) 1.7 (1352 votes)
6 Eegah (1962) 1.7 (894 votes)
7 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 1.7 (4577 votes)
8 Backyard Dogs (2000) 1.8 (1033 votes)
9 Hobgoblins (1987) 1.8 (1635 votes)
10 Troll 2 (1990) 1.8 (1394 votes)
11 Santa with Muscles (1996) 1.8 (2082 votes)
12 Going Overboard (1989) 1.9 (971 votes)
13 Uomo puma, L’ (1980) 2.0 (701 votes)
14 Werewolf (1996) 2.0 (806 votes)
15 Gigli (2003) 2.0 (8138 votes)
16 Giant Spider Invasion, The (1975) 2.1 (744 votes)
17 Glitter (2001) 2.1 (4027 votes)
18 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 2.1 (911 votes)
19 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 2.2 (4326 votes)
20 Kazaam (1996) 2.2 (2631 votes)
21 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2.3 (1483 votes)
22 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 2.3 (1902 votes)
23 Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995) 2.3 (645 votes)
24 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 2.4 (12286 votes)
25 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 2.4 (1924 votes)
26 Hercules in New York (1970) 2.4 (1934 votes)
27 House of the Dead (2003) 2.4 (1924 votes)
28 Baby Geniuses (1999) 2.4 (2397 votes)
29 It’s Pat (1994) 2.5 (2121 votes)
30 2001: A Space Travesty (2000) 2.5 (1375 votes)
31 Cool as Ice (1991) 2.6 (994 votes)
32 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 2.6 (4213 votes)
33 Bolero (1984) 2.6 (1102 votes)
34 Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994) 2.6 (2015 votes)
35 Mitchell (1975) 2.7 (1050 votes)
36 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2.7 (1737 votes)
37 Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983) 2.7 (1132 votes)
38 Steel (1997) 2.7 (1179 votes)
39 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) 2.7 (3489 votes)
40 Vercingétorix (2001) 2.7 (1127 votes)
41 Captain America (1991) 2.8 (1032 votes)
42 Rollerball (2002) 2.8 (4005 votes)
43 Mannequin: On the Move (1991) 2.8 (926 votes)
44 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) 2.8 (4078 votes)
45 Ringmaster (1998) 2.8 (1192 votes)
46 Torque (2004) 2.9 (1889 votes)
47 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) 2.9 (1021 votes)
48 Master of Disguise, The (2002) 2.9 (2766 votes)
49 Rhinestone (1984) 3.0 (626 votes)
50 Spice World (1997) 3.0 (6071 votes)
51 Problem Child 2 (1991) 3.0 (2737 votes)
52 Cat in the Hat, The (2003) 3.0 (3044 votes)
53 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 3.0 (1533 votes)
54 Cop & 1/2 (1993) 3.0 (1215 votes)
55 Mr. Nanny (1993) 3.0 (1084 votes)
56 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 3.1 (4375 votes)
57 Double Dragon (1994) 3.1 (1033 votes)
58 Street Fighter (1994) 3.1 (5385 votes)
59 Jaws 3-D (1983) 3.1 (3955 votes)
60 Crossroads (2002) 3.2 (6605 votes)
61 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) 3.2 (4406 votes)
62 Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997) 3.2 (990 votes)
63 Barb Wire (1996) 3.2 (4212 votes)
64 Bats (1999/I) 3.2 (2399 votes)
65 Mangler, The (1995) 3.2 (889 votes)
66 FeardotCom (2002) 3.2 (3562 votes)
67 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) 3.2 (2681 votes)
68 RoboCop 3 (1993) 3.2 (3408 votes)
69 Iron Eagle II (1988) 3.3 (945 votes)
70 Ticker (2001) 3.3 (1123 votes)
71 Mac and Me (1988) 3.3 (926 votes)
72 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) 3.3 (4959 votes)
73 Mr. Magoo (1997) 3.3 (2049 votes)
74 Derailed (2002) 3.3 (807 votes)
75 Best Defense (1984) 3.3 (1055 votes)
76 Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) 3.3 (10597 votes)
77 Glen or Glenda (1953) 3.3 (1178 votes)
78 Grease 2 (1982) 3.3 (4546 votes)
79 No Holds Barred (1989) 3.4 (665 votes)
80 Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999) 3.4 (2937 votes)
81 Avengers, The (1998) 3.4 (9551 votes)
82 Mr. Wrong (1996) 3.4 (1440 votes)
83 Jury Duty (1995) 3.4 (1588 votes)
84 Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) 3.4 (7998 votes)
85 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) 3.4 (4512 votes)
86 Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) 3.4 (2822 votes)
87 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) 3.4 (2305 votes)
88 Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) 3.4 (2293 votes)
89 Omega Code, The (1999) 3.4 (1841 votes)
90 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) 3.4 (6094 votes)
91 Caddyshack II (1988) 3.5 (3327 votes)
92 Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 3.5 (6996 votes)
93 New York Minute (2004) 3.5 (645 votes)
94 Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) 3.5 (3550 votes)
95 Weekend at Bernie’s II (1993) 3.5 (1788 votes)
96 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) 3.5 (2568 votes)
97 Super Mario Bros. (1993) 3.5 (4265 votes)
98 Honey (2003) 3.5 (1604 votes)
99 Endless Love (1981) 3.5 (932 votes)
100 Tell Your Children (1938) 3.5 (695 votes)

Bah, the 95p DVD’s you buy from near the train station are far worse! Fear films such as Dinosaur Flashback, and The Great Hulk!

Double Dragon, Street Fighter and possibly MK2 are missing.

And I’m one of the weird people who LIKED the Super Mario Bros. movie.

56 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 3.1 (4375 votes)
57 Double Dragon (1994) 3.1 (1033 votes)
58 Street Fighter (1994) 3.1 (5385 votes)

They’re there, Sin. It wouldn’t be right without them. Especially Street Fighter.

I thought Mario Bros and Robocop 3 were very good movies actually. Of the few others on those list I’ve seen, they’re all pretty bad :stuck_out_tongue:

LOL!! And they’re in order too. Yes, the list wouldn’t be complete without them.

I watch MST3K. I am prepared for any bad movie. I have seen the following movies off the list:

Manos: Yep, it’s terrible. It deserves that spot.

Red Zone Cuba: It’s even worse than Manos. Coleman Francis, I hate you!

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: Just read the title.

Mortal Kombat: Anihilation: The first Mortal Kombat movie was actually pretty good, but the second one…oh god. Don’t make me go into this.

Super Mario Bros.: I used to like this movie when I was a kid. I watched it a year ago, and blood litteraly ran out of my eyes and ears.

Street Fighter: The game that proves how low a video game movie can go.

There are more, but I have little time right now.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> If I could make changes to this list, I would add Merlin Mystic Shop of Wonders, Beast of Yuca Flats, and Stay Tuned.

Oh yeah, I had almost forgotten how Battlefield Earth was an awful movie.

I liked some of those movies. Super Mario Bros. wasn’t that bad.

Have seen:
Manos, torgos pizza =D
Kazaam
Leonard part 6
Rollerball(2002)
Master of disguise(2002), i thought that was somewhat funny…
Mr. Nanny, Everyone should see Hulk hogan in a pink tutu dancing and sipping tea ^ _ ^
Cop & 1/2
Mortal Kombat: annihilation, I didn’t mind it too much, though it was bad
Street fighter ugh pure crap
Stop! or my mom will shoot
Feardotcom so boring
Jury duty
The omega code, um i thought its idea was interesting, doh
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd, i just saw that last night 0_o
Weekend at Bernies 2, aww everyone loves Bernie ;_;
Super Mario Bros., i didn’t think it was too bad

Wheres house of a 1000 corspes? the jaws sequels, yes theres jaws 3d, just not the same, mom and dad save the universe, land before time sequels, etcera.

I’ve seen some listed here:
http://www.theonionavclub.com/archives/fttf/index.php?letter=A&sort=Title

Theres a whole bunch reviewed on http://www.x-entertainment.com

Speed 2 and Nukie are both missing, but I’m glad to see that Battlefield Earth scored a place near the top.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> Number 76 is Speed 2, Omega. But Nukie is absent sadly, even so it is a pile of crap trying to get Gremlin’s sucess.

Plan 9 From Outer Space should be inserted at number one regardless of the statistical score.

Backyard Dogs should be higher up the list. Come on, this was probably the worst wrestling movie ever, NON-BARRING anything Hulk Hogan might have done.

Hah, Bats is on the list. I have the “unrated” DVD with all the added scenes of poorly filmed gore. That movie was so bad that it actually ended up being a comedy.

I saw Bats II once. Terrible, terrible film.