Any pagans here?

If there are lt me tell you about a type of lent I created for myself. Its basically the same type as the Christian version but it goes from Samhain to Yule. I gave up masturbation and caffeine.

DON’T CLOSE THIS. The forum owes it to itself to keep this thread alive for our amusement!

I can’t even tell if you’re being serious. But I’ll pretend you are. Religion is stupid and people that make threads on it are even more stupid.

Since most pagans don’t associate guilt with those activities it seems a fruitless sacrifice.

I know a lot of Pagans. I myself am an Agnostic, but I can’t imagine a Pagan giving up either of those unless they had a damn good reason.

I’m a 5th level druid.

And you’re clearly confused on how not to make a fool of yourself.

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I don’t know any Pagans personally. Wouldn’t surprise me if there were any where I go to school at.

And yeah, good luck with your Lent… you’re gonna need it.

I think you need just one more stroke to finish the job buddy.

Any lint collectors here? If there are, let me tell you about a type of lint I Created for myself. It is basically the same kind as the Christmas Sweater version except if it has coffee stains on it you cum all over it.

Not only do you fail at life and parodies, you also double posted. Fuck man, why don’t you go bug your imaginary friends?

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Sounds like somebody can’t read names, or notice the difference between avatars.

Sorry I just saw retarded and assumed it was you.

It’s okay though, I don’t mind being an ass!

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What’s the point in being a pagan if you’re just going to copy Christian things like that? The Christians are supposed to steal from the pagans.

Heh. I thought Zhare was Christian anyway.

Pagans worship Danzig, now?

It sounds like you went Mormon there pal.

You do realize that you can’t get into the polygamy until you’re an old white man right?

Strictly the Samhain era.

What do you expect? They are all a bunch of misfits, anyway.

Just like any kind of organized religion. :3 So GSG which misfit religion are you finding solace in?

What makes you think I do?