Wise, funny, interesting or plain silly things said by celebrities and the common man, we allll love 'em. You got any good ones to share?
And anyone quoting you-know-who-who-says-you-know-what in Wild ARMs 3 gets one hundred lashes.
A mind too active is no mind at all.
-Theodore Roethke
I cannot believe that the inscutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!
-Louise Bogan
I’m not the leader of the world’s most brilliant government…
-Göran Person, Swedish Prime Minister
Right now we’re trying to get Anna to stop spreading her legs.
-Mother of a diver in training
Everything has gotten so big.
-Swedish songstress about (the media-craze on) her breast enlargement
Aeon’s spirit: Yuna, I have some great news!
Yuna: I get to see Tidus again?
Aeon’s spirit: No, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Said by a different person on GameFAQs:
I think this quest requires that you first find the Magic Herb and roll it in the Enchanted Papers, light it using the Sacred Flame and inhale deeply the Smoke of Alternate Reality.
Actually said by me:
My mother: I’m tough.
Me: Actually, you’re leathery.
“A linguist will give you this long, complex definition on the difference between what constitutes a language and what’s just a dialect. Here’s the historian’s definition of the difference: A language is a dialect with an army.”
– One of my history professors, on when a dialect becomes its own separate language
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to be in reality what we would appear to be; and if we observe, we shall find, that all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice of them.
-Socrates
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you’ve imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
-Henry David Thoreau
"Chivalry requires a knight to look after his comrades-in-arms!
I will not abandon you! And I shall follow you to kingdom come if I must!
You remember that!”
-Aldebert Steiner
“If everything I didn’t give a shit about died, there’d be nothing left exept me and my dick and maybe some pizza!” -2 the Raning Gryphon
“If mind games were any more enjoyable, I’m pretty sure they’d result in ejaculation.”
-Jason Pratchett, Something Positive
“God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use them both at the same time.”
-Robin Williams
“We’re gonna get Ides of March on your ass.”
-Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater
“Man, Dom’s sweating more than a priest at a t-ball game…”
-a teammate of mine at a recent frisbee game
“You guys are immature brats. Stop crying everytime something like me happens.” - (ionozacuzo posting on the Main MB)
“The government is to an anarchist what a bikini is to a heterosexual male. Neither one knows how they hold up but both just want them to fall down.” – Just a little thing I came up with while under the effect of caffeine."
(Seraphim Ephyon’s sig)
“Please make sweet anarchist love with me.”
(Rountree, after quoting Kagon’s posting of his leftist tendencies)
“THAT’S THE SPOT! RIGHT IN THE FACE!”
-screamed out by a friend of mine loud enough for the whole floor to hear after three of us (males) walked into another’s dorm room. For the record, we were playing Halo, and that’s all.
“Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.”
Howard Aiken
“If you build a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day. If you SET a man on Fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”