…i’m gonna quit trying until i can think up a REALLY good one…
I heard all of these before. I’m suprised you haven’t brought up the “What is more Powerful than God, more evil than the devil, the rich want it, the poor have it, etc” (can’t remember it all), Zhou. Although a similar joke was already posted…
Here’s one I stole from Shadowgate. It’s all I got at the moment. ^_^;
Long neck, no hands, 100 legs, cannot stand.
Born of forest nest, against a wall I rest.
Nothing (Again =P)
A broom
Originally posted by Evangelion
I heard all of these before. I’m suprised you haven’t brought up the “What is more Powerful than God, more evil than the devil, the rich want it, the poor have it, etc” (can’t remember it all), Zhou. Although a similar joke was already posted…
Nothing.
Originally posted by GG Crono 4
[b]Here’s one I stole from Shadowgate. It’s all I got at the moment. ^_^;Long neck, no hands, 100 legs, cannot stand.
Born of forest nest, against a wall I rest. [/b]
Broom
A person has been sentenced to death. The executioner has to choose between drowning or hanging the man. He tells the man “Tell me one thing. If it’s true, I’ll drown you. If it’s false, I’ll hang you.” How can the man survive?
Copycat =P
And hey! We broke the boards! High five, Xelo!
The man can save his life by saying “You will hang me.”
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?
Originally posted by GG Crono 4
The man can save his life by saying “You will hang me.”
Close, but no cigar. The executioner could just call in sick and have someone else do the hanging.
Ack, a doll
He should say, “I will be hanged.”
D’OH! :thud: