So, y’all remember my Festicles/Testivals poll. Or at least you should.
While talking with the same roomie over the phone (we are no longer roomies), a new question came up. Which is the least offensive: cwat or twunt? These words are, of course, portmanteaus of twat and cunt. I think twunt is. He said cwat.
So what say you, RPGC?
Cwat. Sounds too much like cat to be offensive.
Yeah, I hate to disagree with you 984, but I think cwat is much less offensive.
That’s perfectly fine, Cav. Honest opinions aren’t only welcomed. They’re allowed.
This is something I’ve been waiting to figure out
I think twat is a far less offensive word than cunt
Cwat has more of twat and less of cunt in it than twunt does, so I’m gonna have to say it’s the less offensive one 
Twunt has more cunt, but hanging out with too many English people and reading too much feminist literature at Brown reversed my conceptions of twat/cunt offensiveness. I get called cunt affectionately.
I find neither the word twat nor cunt to be offensive.
It’d like finding being called a dick offensive. I mean. What?