I hope I’m not too late! This place has been blocked from my work for so long, and for some reason it’s NOT blocked now (but the other forum I’ve been going to is). I’ve always thought these stories were a lot of fun. 
Identity- Genericangstyposter if you really want to be formal, but prefers “Ken” or “GAP” (gee ay pee, not gap). It’s easier to say out loud. “Paladin” of Loki
Personality- Alternately really energetic to really low energy. Think of Tigger and Eeyore almost. Not that extreme, but pretty close. Is currently pretty lonely. Even though he is out of college, he is still very much into intellectual pursuits, such as reading philosophy and literature. He is naturally a contrarian, and is most comfortable in an argument (preferably a freindly one). He oftentimes plays Devil’s advocate. He’s a worshipper of the GOOD aspects of Loki and chaos, but is lawful good himself. He doesn’t like the fact that he doesn’t have internet at home. He’s upset that he can’t afford gifts for his friends and family, and feels shame because they are giving HIM gifts.
He also has turned into quite an honorable individual, despite his affiliation with Loki. Loki dubbed him a paladin of Loki as a joke. He’s taken the joke seriously, and tries to act with honor. He esteems humor and philosophical discourse over personal combat, obviously, and only has the ability to use rogue weapons. He likes saps, because you can’t kill someone with a sap, but you can hit them really hard! He has the detect evil ability, but cannot turn undead or smite evil because of his umm… particular powers.
Appearance- Because of his work, he mostly dresses in shirts and ties. He hates ties, though. Oh, how he hates them. He thinks that they’re bloody useless. He feels most comfortable in jeans and tee shirts.
Abilities- He can still make his work turn into reality, like in the last Christmas one he was in. The problem is that he’s been writing personal nonfiction, so that hasn’t been a problem as of late, because the things already exist.
Like many bards, he has the ability to inspire through art. So he can also inspire emotions through fiction, nonfiction, poetry, playwriting, and screenwriting. It’s more practical for him to sing to inspire, though- he can sing just about anything from opera to death metal. Let’s just say he’s working on a death metal opera, because I think that’s funny! <_<;
Unfortunately, because he plays D&D, he has unwittingly had one of his own characters come to life… and he’s an evil one. Daegan (a LE half elven Rogue 3/Master Inquisitive 5) is starting to take on a life of his own, too. Think of a grown up Eric Cartman, only a corrupt private detective. He always keeps his word, but usually only to the letter of the law, not the spirit. He’s pissed off at GAP because he made him have a miserable life, and is the butt of many jokes. He’s used to the city of Sharn, so being in this world has confused him. He has a magical +2 returning keen dagger… which means that he can critical hit you from a distance with sneak attack fairly easy. Very nasty stuff. As a part of his Inquisitive class, he has True Sight, Detect Lies, and Zone of Truth (I think you play D&D, but if not just PM me and I’ll tell you what these do- all once a day). He is also marked by the House Medani, and has Detect Poison 2X a day and Detect Scrying 1X a day, which he has on CONSTANTLY. So he always knows if someone is watching him. He will not hurt children, but has no problem with hurting others- even torturing people. He has a low bluff and diplomacy, but very high intimidate. His lowest score is STR (at 10), and his highest is INT (at 18). I don’t remember the other scores, but if you want them PM me. He needs to be brought back into the world of Eberron, badly.
Background: He mostly exists in the “real world” and tries to ignore his magical powers and RPGC background as much as possible. But he’s finding that it’s impossible to ignore, even though he’d really love to forget his powers. He was born in Italy on an American naval base, moved to California at age 2, then Connecticut at age 4. He moved to Goshen, NY at age 14, and Baldwinsville, NY at age 21. He’s now 24, and he really hates the Syracuse area, so he’s thinking of moving. Just normal, everyday stuff… nothing too big.
But oh yeah… he remembers everything that has happened with Loki, and the Lovecraftian horrors and Santa and… well… yeah. His background is pretty well detailed in the other sagas- his “real life” is pretty boring, and he PRETENDS to prefer that to the excitement. Of course, he’d much rather be a hero than sit on his butt in an office, but what he’s doing right now is… sitting on his butt in an office.