Superman…
… is Clark Kent.
Aerith…
… Sounds like a horrible case of lisp.
Vader…
…Is your father.
I…
am Iron Man.
Gaston…
is Lady MacBeth
Your posts…
anger Sparkles.
M&Ms…
…melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
They’re all dead…
…by strangulation!
Jedi can make a…
Tri▲Force double spoiler.
Beef…
…it’s what I put in your mother.
…last night.
While I was having sex with her.
Do you know
the Muffin Man?
I…
know where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.
Only you can prevent…
forest fires
I was happy in the haze of the drunken hour…
…but heaven knows I’m miserable, now.
Those Maniacs…
…They blew it up!!!
Yeah.
She’s in Cairo.
Beat up your father.
Date your mom.
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!
The secret of DaVinci code is…
a French Marketing ploy.
I…
was saving that bacon! D:<