[Untitled]
[tentative title: “For Rufus, Neko, and Norah”]
3/16/04
Playing your souless approximation
Of some allegedly “jazz” tune
Earn the praise and the applause
Of every faker in the room
Emperor’s new clothing weaved
In Audio Format
Only idiots hear nudity, only fools
Can see you’re full of crap
Folk without a heart
Jazz without a soul
Funk without a pulse
Rock without a Roll
An easy listening hit featured
On compilations everywhere
In-store muzak is what you make
Pollute the artificial air
Focus of a group that fingersnap
hipster style in a suit
Designed by a faux Italian
Perfect fit for you
Folk without a heart
Jazz without a soul
Funk without a pulse
Rock without a Roll
Voted Most Likely To Succeed
And Least Likely To Offend
In school and in a boardroom
Just continue to pretend
I’m sure you have a great ol’ story
Of how you struck it big
Seen in the right street-cred club
Playing your usual gig
But you weren’t discovered so much
As you were created
Groupthink product and comprimise
Made you when they mated
Folk without a heart
Jazz without a soul
Funk without a pulse
Rock without a Roll
“Oh she’s so great”
But nobody knows why
Ask that question anywhere
And blank stares will reply
Like Britney Spears with Snob Appeal
For the foamy latte crowd
Anointed with grammies (like they mean a thing)
– You’re hipper than thou
Pushed down our throats for 18 months
Until we choke on elbows
Or the committee crowns a new soul Queen
and out the door you go
Folk without a heart
Jazz without a soul
Funk without a pulse
Rock without a Roll
Voted Most Likely To Succeed
And Least Likely To Offend
In school and in a boardroom
Just continue to pretend.