Am I a jaberwocke or a Flatwoods monster?

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Which one am I?

You better tell me. Tell me! It’s really up to you.

HAVE YOU GOT THE TIME TO FIND OUT WHO I REALLY AAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!

                     -Part from Alice Cooper song I forget the title of.
2

Bugger :no2:

You need to get out more…

3

Flatwoods is the name of this redneck-ass hick town near my hometown in Kentucky and thus I’d feel bad associating you with that dump of dog-poop…

I’ll go with Jabberwocke.

4

What?

5

Jabberwocke gets killed halfway through the poem, so he sucks.