I notice all these threads about people being mean to everyone. and I propose this. if you cant be nice, fake it. ok? starting now. fake nice. ok? sweet.
Affirmative, Liege! salutes
I love everyone here. :booster:
Love as in… perpetual distaste. 
positive vibrations…
also, I notice that if you go like 
at the end of every post, it’ll give the impression that you’re happy, and being nice, so do that too!
I don’t want to know where those “positive vibrations” are coming from.
Ok!
from Funky town
Ooooooooh, Funkaaaaaaay! 
MAN, I f**king hate everything! errr, I love rainbows and chocolate fucking milkshakes.
Now Izlude, happy nice people don’t use the F word.
we all live in funky town which lies deep within the happy land, direct in the cutie woods, next to the honey river
I demand more shocked responses to the vibrator I posted.
but i saw it already. still funny though!
SHOCK!
ACK!!! Two much pastel thoughts! The happieness has overloaded, and it will implode, and severely injure us all in…3…2…1…
this fake happiness is actually making me real happy.