I dunno if Cless or somebody else posted something about this, but I’m gonna post anyways.
<a href=“http://www.progressquest.com”>Best. Game. Ever.</a>
It’s just like ragnarok online except IT PLAYS FOR YOU. that’s right, an RPG where all you have to do is create the character, and the rest is up to the game! Enjoy hours of on-the-edge excitement as your character defeats such horrid enemies as warrior porn elementals and titanic humidity giants, completes challenging quests such as the retrieval of the Precious Cobble, and, of course, fills up his or her equipment with literally thousands of unique weapons, shields, helms, hauberks, braissarts, vambraces, gauntlets, gambesons, cuisses, greaves, and sollerets.
CHOOSE! from a list of races including, but not limited to, the Imajestic Talking Pony, the zany Demicanadian, the small-but-nimble Battle Finch, and, of course, the ubiquitous Half Halfling. CHOOSE! your class, be a Fighter/Organist and brutally slaughter your foes, serenading their corpses! Or perhaps you would prefer a more…unorthodox method of disposing of your foes, and opt for the unpredictability of the Tickle-Mimic. Or perhaps you’re just bloody insane, in which case the Bastard Lunatic would surely fit your needs!
Yes, Progress Quest has it all, folks. And the best part about it is, you don’t have to sacrifice hygiene, school, work, or indeed any time at all to it! You can leave it running on your computer, accruing experience and goods, while you go about with your daily life!
In short, this game fucking rocks. 
-Mazrim Taim
Maz, I’ve had a Progress Quest going off and on for months. It’s like level 70something.
