All Hail the Dork Lord

Today is Dark Lord Kagon’s birthday.

The Dark Lord demands that you all wish him a happy birthday.

Why did you leave me Kagon? I loved you once; now you are dead to me.

(Happy Birthday)

:kissy:

Happy Anniversary!

YOU’RE CATCHING UP.

Diapy! :smiley:

(Happy birthday!)

Here’s a wish to a birthday that hasn’t been belated yet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!:toast:

KAGON IS RAPING ME

DIAPY! :smiley: Indeed.

Maybe you should stop wearing those slutty clothes and fake eyelashes.

Yeah, happy birthday, ‘n’ stuff.

puts on slutty clothes and fake eyelashes

puts on fake eyebrows

HB

?

Yep.

edit: Also, it looks as if your avatar is surprised by the magnificence of the eyebrows. Approve.

Happy belated Birthday!

FFXI?

I can’t believe I missed this, I am a terrible person. Happy birthday

Bagon :B