I can write short stories as well!
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See! Only a few centimeters! 
I am in the process of selling movie rights for a bajillion dollars with Fox right this second.
Eeexcellent. Can I be your agent? Split profit? Please? puppy eyes™
Eh? It was hurting my eyes! My eyes, the text was hurting my eyes in a malicious way!!:thud:
It was meant to do that.:mwahaha: