I am a terrorist. I will build mass destruction bombs and will kill half of you, and the survivors will be contaminated with radiation and chemicals and will live a very suffering life. And it’s all McDonnalds and Coke’s fault!
Now, serious, as much as newspapers and TV journals say that Brazil has abandoned nuclear programs & such and such things I gave links above are just rumours, there is an increasing number of republicans saying that Brazil is trying to secretly build dirty nuclear waeponry. Add to that they already said in 2001 that Brazil sponsored Al Qaeda and that Bin Laden had bases in the Southern states of Brazil and also in Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay.
I wouldn’t care and even make more fun of it, but the last few days I’ve seen people in chats (not in RPGC, you guys 'n girls here are cool) saying that brazillians are just as dangerous as iraqians (were iraqians really dangerous in first place?), that we’re developing biological weapons in the Rain Forest (not even 10% of the country’s population lives there, but I suppose that’s the only place they’ve ever heard of), that we’re stealing the water of said forest from the world, and, of course, that bomb thing.
I should quote one of them (I’ll respect the dumbasses privacy and won’t give names):
>i know a guy from brzil and man, i think hes got gunz in his house. i am afraid hes up to something nasty.
Well, I’d just like to ask the sensible ones to spread the news that Ren is no dangerous person and shouldn’t be considered a target when you see him
Edit: Oh yeah, I just figured my title is ‘Carefree Bomb’ now. Concidence or destiny? Mwhaahawuhauwhahahahaha
I’m afraid you’ve won one too many World Cups with your superior and flamboyant soccer style.
We’ve decided we want to win at soccer now, too.
So, onto the Axis of Evil you go, where you can be bombed and liberated to the point where you will no longer be able to field an international team in time for the '06 cup.
Heh, no, Pele was a Brazilian soccer player who is renowned around the world as basically being the Michael Jordan of soccer, as well as one of Brazil’s most celebrated figures.
The funny thing is that nobody in America knows who he is
He was a hero, but he became old and his senility made him annoying. When his name is said we all get to talk about how his usage of Viagra is going (he’d been advertising similar products few years ago). The great star now is Ronaldinho. 'till he gets old, that is.
Back on topic, I’m surprised there have been no comments about Rain Forest and Samba and that episode from Simpsons.
BTW, I’ve been training on CS lately, I think it’d be hilarious if it wasn’t sad.
Oh, don’t count me out yet. What makes you think they’d stop with just Brazil? Oh no! That’s only phase ONE! Shock and Awe, to ideally intimidate all the other soccer powers of the world.
We’ll add them ALL to the AXIS OF EVIL! One by one! No rationale is too ludicrous…
“Germany and Japan were part of an Axis once before, it’s only a matter of time before they align with another one! ON THEY GO!”
“Croatia…isn’t that where Milosevic is from? ON THEY GO!”
“Argentina is where a bunch of old Nazis went to hide after WW2…they’re experienced hiders and probably are hiding TERRORISTS too! ON THEY GO!”
“Italy…um…rife with mafiosos, and organized crime is kinda sorta like TERRORISM! ON THEY GO!”
“Nigeria…it’s um, in Africa, n’ stuff. So it’s probably poor, starved, and AIDS plagued. A weak country no doubt susceptible to being used as a hideout for TERRORISM! ON THEY GO!”
And that just leaves England. And given the way the “alliance” works, probably all it’ll take is.
Bush: “Don’t Mess With Texas! We wanna win the world cup! Let us win!”
Considering the US’ last outing in the World Cup, I would necessarily count them out as bad at soccer. Besides, we’ve won most of the women World Cups. That means our women are better than your women.
And Kor, I don’t recall Pele ever having a “Hand of God.” That’s why.
I’m still leery of those dang Canadians, eh? Always sneaking in quaint little phrases, those hosers, corrupting our language, eh? They should just take off, eh?
:o That’s the best laugh I’ve had in weeks