ACROSS member PV reporting for duty, sir!

Welcome back PV.

Did you fail your mission, again?

[casts Summon: Phoenix Valkyrie to get her out of the trapdoor, then glomps]

Yes, I did fail my mission. What was it? Not saying. Nyah.

In other news, in another strangely Excelian turn of my life, my basement has been overrun by six-legged demons of the cricket variety.

>.> They crunch when I step on them.

Mr. Waving Smilie would have been here, but he’s busy trying to become the first smilie on the South Pole.

I’ll ask him to send a postcard.

Originally posted by Seraphim Ephyon
Of course now you realize I am going to have to kill you.

Of course I do, and I don’t fear you, cause of course, being several miles away from me, you can’t physically kill me, only virtually.

But now, if you hire international assasins… >.>

You understimate me, do not think that distance is a problem for one such as I. I could send tapes labeled as porn movies that are actually non-stop marathons of Barney The Dinousaur with a subliminal message that prevents you from turn it off or look elsewhere, all this in an attempt to fry your brain cells to the point of leaving your IQ on minus 100.

You don’t know when it will happen, you don’t know who will do it but hear my words child: Your soul is MINE!

Then again I might not do anything because I’m too lazy.

Originally posted by Phoenix Valkyrie
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In other news, I finally tracked down a copy of The Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul. I am happy.

waves [/b]

Dirk Gently…excellent! :yipee:

Originally posted by Seraphim Ephyon
You understimate me, do not think that distance is a problem for one such as I. I could send tapes labeled as porn movies that are actually non-stop marathons of Barney The Dinousaur with a subliminal message that prevents you from turn it off or look elsewhere, all this in an attempt to fry your brain cells to the point of leaving your IQ on minus 100.

Unholy shit man, you are evil ;_;

I have an idea, let’s take the world togheter, you will play as the Evil Overlord, and me as the loyal underling that backstabs the Evil Overlord when he already had conquered the world, okay? ^^

Welcome back! :yipee:

Originally posted by Kor
[b]Unholy shit man, you are evil ;_;

I have an idea, let’s take the world togheter, you will play as the Evil Overlord, and me as the loyal underling that backstabs the Evil Overlord when he already had conquered the world, okay? ^^ [/b]

Sounds good but you’re a bit outdated. Nowdays, evil underlings throw their former masters off huge cliffs when they are about to acomplish their goals. :mwahaha:

welcom back PV. I was as well gone for awhile because I was really focused on finnishing the prelude and first chapter of my story.

Hey welcome back and stuff.