Well I do have some kind of bladder infection or somthing.
But I didnt think anyone would actually beleive I slammed my wang in the a door.
It isn’t difficult to take charle seriously- you can usually tell when too and when not too.
seriously, when I tell the truth, its beleivable, and when I lie, its so… obviously a lie.
Originally posted by Charlemagne
[b]Well I do have some kind of bladder infection or somthing.But I didnt think anyone would actually beleive I slammed my wang in the a door. [/b]
just go to the doc and get some medicine. You’ll be fine.
Could be worse- you could have random attacks of testicular pain for no apparent reason… :too bad; :too bad;
You could have a wound in your bladder. I recommend seeing a doctor as soon as possible lest it become infected.
Yeah, it could be worse. Could have kidney stones. Man that would suck.
Nah burning while you pee probably just means you haven’t been drinking enough water to dilute your urine enough. Just wait and see if it goes away, get it checked out only if it continues.
It usually stings for a lot of people at some point, some more than others. Sometimes it just happens, and sometimes it’s an infection. At least it isn’t too serious, Charle.
Some people struggle to detect sarcasm.
Anyway, you should drink more water. Try carrying a water bottle around with you. Before you know it, the bottle will be empty. Or get one of those nifty CamelBaks. Then you’ll drink too much water and have to pee several times a day. But it won’t hurt. Heck it’ll be practically clear.
Amputate it. It’s the only sure way.
Just lost all respect for Green Mage
Damn you all and your lack of respect for 19th century medicine! We’re saving <em>lives</em> here people!
Did you just wack it? Because urine kills semen and it stings if you pee after just jacking off.
Sorc, unless you’re a friggin Jedi Master and can feel the cries of the billions of lives you’re taking when you wank, there’s no connection between the pain that semen feels, and the pain you feel.
“Weeeeeee! Free! Finally free! Oh no! Sunlight! AHHHHHHHHH!!!”
I can’t remember where I heard it BTW 
And it really isn’t as funny in text form. -_-
I didn’t think that was psyicly possible guys… -_-;;
But, just go to the doc and check up on it Charl. Get some med and you’ll be all right.
If it burns and keeps burning (and especially if there is blood in it, not if it’s a funny color because you had some funny colored drinks), go to the doctor. Seriously. It could be that you just aren’t drinking enough water, but if you have some sort of urinary infection not having it diagnosed and treated could lead to some pretty bad things for you.
There are several possibilities for what could cause your pain, but I’m not a doctor, just a fairly knowedgeable person who is typically beaten to the scientific/medical/genetic/biological punch by my good friend Sinistral. :ah-ha!: Go to a real medical professional and find out what’s happening.
Urinary pains are pure torture. I almost wouldn’t wish them on someone I really hated.
edit - I saw the word wang, and it reminded me of this. Wang is just a funny word to me.
Originally posted by Sorcerer
Did you just wack it? Because urine kills semen and it stings if you pee after just jacking off.
If I had, don’t you think I would have mentioned it, on pornographic detail? I love telling you guys about that kind of shit.
…So I’ll just post another Wang comic from 
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