A very good reason to get your woman a cell phone...

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Defenestrate.

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This reminds me of a friend who uses an old razor blade to get off… supposedly she can get off manually too, whatever that means- I didn’t want to hear anymore. >.>;

:kissy:

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You just gave me the worst visual ever.

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Am i the only one reminded of that scene in “7”?

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You mean that scene where Brad Pitt crammed his fist into his vagina? Yeah, I was reminded of that by Eden’s post.

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I once read a site where a gamer chick showed how she used the vibrating controller of some videogaming system to get off. She was playing Panzer Dragon 2 or something like that.

Further on the topic, reportedly a girl somewhere in Brazil suffered an intimal accident with a cell phone that had a vibrating battery.

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MAKE THE BAD IMAGERY STOP!! >_<

You do realize where I live and the amount of cellphones here!?

And Spazzy, NO. You don’t want to give a female a cellphone, unless she pays the phonebill. Since, you know. They tend to talk quite a lot. And it’s pretty costly too, once you talk enough. So, rethink :stuck_out_tongue:

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I’d pay for it anyways, as I’d be the one racking up the fees.

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Hilarious, but DEFINITELY not on my Christmas list. O.o

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Nonono, he means the scene where Morgan Freeman jammed his gun up Brad Pitt’s anus.

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Dot dot dot …

I don’t remember Gordon Freeman doin’ that! … oh, wait, you said Morgan Freeman.

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What. The. Fuck???

Some girls I know would get that for their own cellphones. Call themselves from a private line…meh, you know where I’m going with this

On the other hand, there is probably worse out there.

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Dizzy: Oh trust me, there are. Oh yes <a href=“http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html”>there surely are</a>.

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Dev: I could say something witty here, but booster can express it better than me: :booster:

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Of all the stupid things to make a thread about…

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Hello Kitty dildoes, and blowup doll sheep.

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But then again, what good is a cell phone if the owner is never going to answer the calls? They’ll just let them ring. A regular dildo does the same job for them and is way cheaper.

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Yeah, but that’s capitalism for you. How many people do you know have cell phones and never answer them? I know a few. And none of them have the masturbatory attachment.