A Truly Meaningful Thread about Hair

lol

I am sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking (t)h®ead

My hair is naturally thick. And I mean, thick. the only thing is, it never grows that long. it naturally grows into something of a “mullet” style, which pisses me the fuck off since I don’t care enough to get a haircut except once every three months or so, when I can bother to remember.

Hahahaahaha.

I know Sil’s pain; I have the hair of Sebek. =(

I’m fucking balding, now. Sadness ensues.

At least you’re not fucking Baldrick. That’d be worse.

Hmm … that gives me an idea for a cunning plan which cannot fail!

Don’t worry about it, Generic. In 5 years they’ll invent a cure for losing hair. Scientists have made progress with mouse experiments, believe it or not. Google “mice bald”.

random neutral milk hotel reference

also i have my jewfro again it’s pretty rockin

People say I have a mullet, my reply is “SHUT UP!!” And I run away crying. Well not exactly but I don’t have a mullet!