Okay, this is just something I made while bored to death the other day. Some people are on it that we all know and I want you to know this… do not come to kill me once you read this. I’am not forcing you to read this I just wanted to have somebody read it and have a laugh or not. Just ignore it if you don’t like what you see so far. I don’t want anyone eatting my head off for something I worte. KAY
!WARNING! MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS! BIG TIME SPOILERS!!!
Just a little something I cooked up while tring to finish ‘From Fear to hope’ Don’t read if you don’t wanna, just something lame and I was bored yad-yada-yada. Just read if you want. I will be known as CC.
Chris-chris’s interview with her own Characters! Cough
CC- Hello everyone! Today i will interview with some of my characters and some we all know and love. I will ask each cahracter two question and they should answer it… I hope. Any ways, I don’t usually write in this kind of text but, it’s the only way I could think of while tring not to make it into a story… sweatdrops Okay. Here we go!
Chris- Can I come out yet?
CC- no Christopher! Stay in there!
Chris- Yes ma’am.
CC Now, my first interview will be with a childhood friend of mine and a very special guest. Josh! Come on out!
a teenager same age as CC walks onto the stage and sits down at desk with her
Josh- It’s great to be here Chrissy.
CC- blushes Don’t call me chrissy in front of everyone. Anyways, as for my first question, how long have we known each other?
Josh- I think for about nine years. I remember I used to come over and play video games with you. We had some great times back then, eh?
CC- yipe. Sweet memories. Next question, what do you plan to become once you grow up?
Josh- I wanna become a computer designer or programer. If not, something that has to do with technology.
CC- Josh, we’ll always be friends, right?
CC- Cool. Why don’t you be the host of the show along with me? You know, stike around and help me interview the characters?
Josh- I don’t see why not.
CC- Thanks! Now, our next guest is the prince of I-dunno-what’s-it’called, Magus. he comes from the Crono world.
Magus enters the stage not so happy
CC-Magus, what’s with the vampire look?
Magus- I lost everything a long time ago and I don’t really want to explain. Go play the game. I going back to bed.
CC- Oh no you don’t! You stay put for the next question!
Josh- What was it like traveling with Crono and company?
Magus- It was rather interesting I must say… sometimes annoyning. CC, haven’t you played the game yet?
Magus salms palm to face then why did you pick me to be interviewed?
CC- I couldn’t think of anyone and you just poped into my head. You can go now.
Josh- Our next guest is the Hero of Time, Link!
link walks onto the stage as Magus leaves, mummbling something under his breath
Link- Wuz up?
CC- the sky!
Josh- the roof!
CC- So Link. In my Zelda fic, ‘Destiny Call’s’ whats it like t be the oldest brother?
Josh- I didn’t know you had a Zelda fic.
CC- You never asked.
Josh- I’m gonna have to read it…
CC- I can’t let you. It’s still incomplete.
Link- Well, it’s kind of fun yet it can be hard…
Josh- how do you feel about Chris’s destiny?
Link- Uhhh… I don’t think the readers are to know about that just yet…
Josh- Oops. Sorry.
CC- anyway, how do you feel about me writing the fic? Do you hate me?
Link- I don’t hate you. I just wanna see what happens to my brothers.
CC- Thank you Link! Next is The demon boy from my own story, Matt!
- a kid walks onto the stage with sky blue hair and a black sword*
CC/Josh- Hi ya’!
Josh- So Matt, tells us waht you do if your mom finds a test that you failed?
matt- RUN FOR THE HILLS BABY! Uham… sorry. But I hide under my bed until I know she won’t go bunkers.
CC- Matt, do you have a crush on trinity?
MAtt- I do not!
MAtt- DO NOT!
Josh- Enough! CC and Matt kicks each other in the shins but quiets down thank you Matt for coming. Our next guest is the Prince of the Brood, Ryu!
Matt leaves as ryu walks up
Josh- Ryu, what’s with the silent treatment? Both you and Crono never talk.
CC- Next question!
Josh- Do you ever talk?
Ryu-… … … … …
Josh- thanks for being here Ryu.
Ryu- No problem. Oh and Chris-chris, you might want to update that story before someone comes and kills you. See ya’!
Ryu walks away
CC- Next guest!
Josh- right! She is the best known aurthor to Chris-chris and deadly with the whip. Please welcome, Weiila!
Weiila flies in
Weiila- Hi Chris-chris!
CC- Hi Weiila!
Josh- So how do you two know each other?
Weiila- Well, CC was looking for some help with her fics and found RPGClassics. There she met me and I’ve helped her with spelling and grammar errors in most of her fics.
CC- Weiila, sorry it’s taking so long to have the BoF fic I said I’d have into you. But I’m a little busy with one of my other projects. But it will be in soon.
Weiila- It’s okay CC. Take all the time you need.
CC- Thank you!
Josh- Why does she call you ‘Mistress?’
Weiila- i think it’s because I help her out so much that she satrted calling me that because I help her in almost everything. I gusse you can call her my appertince.
CC- sweatdrops Yep. That’s why I call you that…
Weiila- It was nice chatting with you CC and Josh. But I got fic’s to write and people to wip. See you there CC!
she files away
CC- our next guest is one of my hero and best friend, Your Orakian hero, Orakio!
Orakio enters the stage rather happy to be here.
Orakio- Hey ya CC!
Josh- So how did you two meet?
Orakio- Well, it was rather interesting. I remember CC felt she made everyone mad becasue she shared her account with her cosuin and made a big mess. She wanted to straighten things out by having everyone throw nasty replies at her and tell her to go away and never come back. But I stood up for her. She’s helped me through a lot here lately.
CC- i don’t ever wanna remmeber that…
Josh- There’s something I never knew about you…
CC- Whadda you mean?
Josh- i didn’t think you would do something like that… I thought you were the type who wouldn’t take crap from anyone…
CC- I’ve changed since then. I’ve become softer then what I use to be.
Josh- I remember you would hit anyone who even looked at you in a funny way. I remember you use to beat up anyone you wanted to. Now you’re a softie? What happened to the one who was feard by all?
CC- You’re asking for it!
Josh- What is my punishment?
CC- How about a-
Orakio- Save it for the room.
CC- blushes Anyway. Ask the next question…
Josh- What is with the ‘Your Orakian Hero’ thing? I don’t understand it…
Orakio- Am’ I your Orakian Hero Chris-chris?
CC- Yes! runs up and hugs him
Orakio- I don’t want to explain it. She seems to like it.
Josh- Right… looks at CC You wanna intvite the next guest?
CC- Sure! Everyone, I want to welcome a very special guest. The Guardian of the Fantasy Relams and another best friend of mine, Manus Dei!
Manus comes and Orakio leaves to wait for me
Manus- Hello Chris-chris.
CC- hi Manus. My question is for you is, what is it that you do, exactly?
Manus- I guard the fantasy realms and I’am a Paladian Guardian.
CC- That’s good.
Josh- So Manus, tell us about yourself.
Manus- I’am a Paladian Guardian. I Guard the fantasy realms and I do the Master’s biding, I’am extreminly shy around cute and nice girls and I like to try and help people the best that I can.
Josh- I do believe our next guest is someone we all love and know, our very good friend, Chris!
Manus sits down in a chair next to CC and whispers something in her ear. She stares at him then shakes her head. Manus leaves as Chris walks onto the stage.
Josh- What was that all about?
CC- Oh, we need to have a chat after the show. Anyways, welcome here Chris!
Josh- So Chris, you’re the main attaraction CC’s has in you in her fic, Destiny call’s, right? Now, how do you feel about your future?
Chris- Well, I think I’ll like it as long as she doesn’t make Fierce Deity nag on me for every little mistake I do… Chris growls a little bit.
CC- I know but put up wih it. Besides, it’ll add comical brife to the story.
Chris- Easy for you to say…
Fierce Deity- I heard that kid!
Chris- What you gonna do about it?!
Fierce Deity- Don’t even get me started!
Chris- Try me!
CC- Enough! I have a peice of the fic right here in my hands and I can easily erase you guys from the story! >_<
Chris/Fierce Deity- He started it.
Chris/Fierce Deity- …
CC- that’s better. Now, next question. Chris, what do you feel about love?
Chris- whadda you mean love? YOU now I can’t… shut up! he grows extremly red
Josh- there there Chris. I’m sure CC wouldn’t be that evil.
CC- Ahh… don’t worry Chris, I do have plans for you.
Josh- Right… ^_^;;
CC- I still owe you a fic don’t I?
Josh- Yep. when you gonna type it up?
CC- As soon as I get more info on the game. And as soon as I find a site that will take it. I mean, If Weiila will take a look at it once I’m done with all these others, I’m sure she’ll take it and add it to the archives. I tried Fanfiction.net but they wouldn’t take it so I’m hoping that RPGClassics will take it for me… now if you’ll give me the list…
Josh- I though you had all the information already…
CC- O_O; Oh! You’re right! I do have it already. Now if I can get off my lazy butt and type it all up…
Josh- Now you’re talking.
CC- I promise to have at least a chapter or two writen up by the end of this summer. Give me some time to type up all this other crap. ^_^;;
Chris-… Can I speak now?
CC- What is it Chris?
Chris- Why did you give me the name ‘Christopher’?
CC- I have a friend named christopher. he was a good friend of mine and I couldn’t think of any new names so, that’s how you ended up being Chris.
Chris- Okay. That’s all I wanted to know. thanks! bye now!
Chris leaves the stage
CC- I gusse that about wraps everything.
CC- So, This is Josh and chris-chris, singing off. See ya later!
Chris- WAAAIIIITTTT!! We’re not done yet!
CC- Oh boy! You ani’t gonna do it are you?!
Chris- Yep! Perpare yourself Chrissy!
CC- AHHH!!! runs like mad to escape his grasp
Finally Chris catches me and starts tickling me like mad. Josh peeks around the cornor and laughs.
Josh- poor Chris-chris. Maybe I should help her… huh? he hears Chris’s laughter instead of mine. Josh looks back at us and sees me ontop of Chris tickling him
CC- You have to remember Chris! I created you! I know your weak points! hehehehahahah!
Chris- Make her stop! hahahahah! Stop it! Truce! JR! Dart! Leon! LINK!
Josh- Time to close this. Thanks for coming everybody. I hope next time we meet, it will be under better situations. AHHH! Josh is pulled into the attaction as I now tickle both of the boys.
CC- Good day everybody! Get bac here Chris! I’m not done with you!
The stage is blacking out as you hear the sounds of many laugters.
End, for now.
I know, it sucks but, hey. I was bored to death when ever I wrote this. I think I’ll turn into a dragon for a while…