A question for the Brits

What the hell is up with your media’s obsession with Gordon Brown and Tony Blair?

They like to know what the people in charge of their country are doing I guess, and what they’re wasting the tax payer’s money on.

Diana’s been dead 8 1/2 years, man*, and the Beckhams live in Madrid. We need someone to hound ad nauseum.

*-That is, unless you edit, work for or even read the Daily Express.

They’re sexy mother fuckers. That’s what.

Hey whats up with your teeth d00dz?

Yeah! And some people in your country have a side profile of thier face being 23 inches long!