Don’t drink on an empty stomach. Cleaning you’re drunk friends puke is almost as much fun as being swiftly kicked in the balls.
Hear the man, for he speaks the word of truth. Puke smell isn’t easy to get out of your shirt when said friends throw up on you.
Anyone who didn’t know that deserves to drink on an empty stomach.
:kissy:
Also: Don’t drink STUPID AMOUNTS after going to an all-you-can-eat pizza rage, and you eat more than you can. It’s even worse, jesus!
IT’S “YOUR”!!!1111111ones``
Otherwise, very true man. Although I’ve done it and not puked.
You’re awfully (a bit too?) nice to your not-so-smart friend, cleaning up vomit and all. 
I had to drive my friend home and he puked in my car. 8 shots of Everclear will do that.
I could’ve told you that. Stomach epithilium absorbs alcohol. Drinking on an empty stomach makes you drunk faster by raising your blood alcohol level faster.
Who doesn’t love epithilium.
Bleh…I can imagine the outcome of that >.> shudder
At least its not as dangerous.
I’m a really nice guy in real life. Like, I’m not so mean here anymore, but I’m really nice to people. For example, today, I was helping a friend of mine work on his turns (in a car, my car specifically) and he ran into a fence - to prove how nice I am, I’ll just say he’s still breathing.
That really sucks.
I’m impressed.
Yeah, a persons life in reality can be completely different from his life online. Completely.
Yeah, that’s how one of my friends ended up in hospital a couple weeks back, drank half a litre of vodka straight on an empty stomach. She was paraletic in less than 30 minutes, then started to vomit what looked like white foam. That was a fun day.
I always make sure I eat before I get drunk :x
You should be. Problem was, I was more scared of my mom than I was mad at him. I knew my mom was gonna flip - which she did. Cool thing is that my friend is paying for the repairs, which include the replacement of my front bumper and right blinker cover thingy. Sucky thing is that the money he’s using is money he saved up for his own car. I have no idea how much this is gonna cost, the front right of my bumper is totally gone, and what was on the ground was shattered beyond any hope of welding.
The second accident involving my car in a week, and my mom damn near shot me :\
But yeah, as far as drinking goes, getting twisted is fine so long as you do it with intelligence. Like, I was looking to get trashed (hadn’t done it in a while and I was out all night anyway) but I didn’t want to throw up everywhere. He came back with food so that I could drink, I ate the food and then he was shoving a bottle in my face. Drinking after you just ate is almost like drinking on an empty stomach - it just feels the need to come right back up. Thankfully I didn’t. But yeah. I’ve had a wonderful weekend.
I say, if someone gets sick as a dog when drinking, you treat them as a dog. As in, like when a dog pees on your kitchen floor, you shove their nose in it.
This is one of the many reasons I could never consider being an RA.
No it’s easy. You just never report anything like my RA.