some of you probably enjoy having a drink once in a while. That’s completely fine. Just remember that moderation is key to good, safe, fun drinking.
I can admit that I definitely went overboard last night, drank a 4 pack of Clamato Caesars and 2 beers. And this morning I have a lovely hangover greeting me. That part isin’t fun.
Here’s the scary part : I can’t remember even posting here ! O.o Not a good sign. I wouldn’t consider myself an alcoholic given I make a point to never drink on weekdays unless it’s a very special occasion. Usually even on weekends, I make an example by moderating, say a beer and a glass of wine or two. Then I stop. Completely.
Anyways, I might have posted something really stupid last night unknowingly, I’d like to apologise if I offended anyone. I probably didn’t, but just in case I did. So I’d better stick to a beer or two on weekends from now on.
So remember folks, moderation is awesome, hangovers suck.
Pshh, the last time I got drunk, I hit on a girl, consummated a sexual relationship, and then made her my girlfriend three months later. Surprisingly, it’s turned out to be the most functional relationship I’ve ever had, lol.
Last time I got drunk was at a b-day party on Friday. I smoked a hookah, made innuendos with the hookah, listened to the DJ, walked home, ate a strip of beef jerky and drank some Dr. Pepper, then went to sleep. Woke up with a hangover later on at 4 pm, then made scrambled eggs and french toast. Why? Because even when it feels like my head might explode if I make any sudden movements, I am still awesome enough to remember how to make french toast.
Not sure if I was drunk or just plain mixed tired/drained last Friday as I went to a music festival held in a forest after a week of night shifts. Had three pints while stamping to psyche trance until 04:30am, waddled to my tent and dozed off with no side-effects aside from an empty water bottle, a craving for coffee and rye bread at 08:00am. Good thing there’s instant coffee when you’re in the middle of nowhere.
Of course, the hippies and other junkies and their excessive amounts of weed smoke in the air might have also contributed to the intoxication. Couldn’t walk past three tents without a distinct sharp smell in the air.
The last time I was drunk was 16 hours ago for a wedding after party. I slept in the hotel room the party was at despite the party being 12 miles from my house (and I was the only local boy in the bunch). Then again, the drive back to my place would have taken me past THE cop station (and lock up) of my home county. I’m in law school now; DUIs are no longer funny.
I think the last time I got drunk I had trouble switching conversation topics and proceeded to speak to everyone in jarbled Japanese. Then I decided my friends were my own personal pillows.
Last time I got drunk was last night, or the night before that. Well last three nights I have been pretty intoxicated. The best part of owning a pool? Females always get naked at the party.
Blackouts suck. Some people can black out after becoming mildly drunk. You lose your ability to transfer short term memories to long term, and you are essentially unconscious. Sleepwalking, almost.
Most people pass out before they blackout. Those that don’t need to be careful. When you hear stories of drunks driving the wrong way on roads, etc. it’s usually people who are blacked out.
The last (and really only) time I got drunk in was in the Paris casino in Las Vegas after downing a giant rum and I sweap diet (as it makes the alcohol more potent) Coke. The only thing I remember was I was playing Miss Little Green Men and my best friend claimed I kept asking “What hotel am I in?”
Thank you goddess, for this rapid evacuation of the stomach so that I may refill it like your worshippers have across the time, from the festivities of Bacchus to the Roman orgies…
Ah, what the hell, waste of good alcohol. Remember to eat properly and have a glass of water after every few drinks plz.
Also remember to brush teeth so you won’t have a 4d6 force breath weapon that has a DC15 fort check for stun :I The brain death smells pretty far away too…
You guys want a report when I have my… uh, Ph.D of The Limes Alchohol Orienteering Sideshow during September? Last year’s Laudatur (‘third’ grade) was 16 drinks, Ph.D is 20.
