“He who does not run bare foot, does not stub his toe…”
“He who eats glass, has a very bad day…”
“Feeding rice to birds is funny…”
HOOYA!
“Those who live in glass houses should change in the basement.”
The Litany Against Fear
Good and evil are both one side of the same coin. What’s on the other side, bares no thinking about.-anonymous
Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.-anonymous
“Nothing is absolute.”
Thanks. That just screwed my second one up. Angry mutterings are heard.
“All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.” -Ambrose Bierce
(Sorry, I just couldn’t pass up posting that one)
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I’m not sure about the former.” -Albert Einstein.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-Mark Twain
“We are visitors on this planet. We are here for ninety or one hundred years at the very most. During that period we must try to do something good, something useful, with our lives. If you contribute to other peoples’s happiness, you will find the true goal, the true meaning of life.”
Anything told by the Dalai Lama is worth listening to.
Also, the quote in my sig.
Man who stand on toilet high on crack.
Except…that quote IS an absolute statement, so it’s self-refuting.
Yes. Yes it is.
Mind the Gap
“Never knock on Death’s door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!”
–Matt Frewer
“You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.”
–Olin Miller
“I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.”
–Bertrand Russell
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”
–Dr. Seuss