Not bad, not bad at all.
H.E.A.V.E.N.S.: Hydraulic Electronic Android Viable for Exploration and Nocturnal Sabotage
S.O.L.D.I.E.R.: Synthetic Obedient Lifeform Designed for Infiltration and Efficient Repair
Heh
G.O.D.: Galactic Observation Device
J.E.S.U.S.: Journeying Entity Skilled in Ultimate Sabotage
S.P.A.C.E.P.O.P.E.: Synthetic Positronic Android Calibrated for Exploration/Person Optimized for Peacekeeping and Exploration
D.O.U.C.H.E.B.A.G.: Device Optimized for Ultimate Calculation and Harm/Electronic Being Assembled for Gratification
B.U.S.H.: Biomechanical Unit Skilled in Harm
K.A.I.S.E.R.: Kinetic Android Intended for Sabotage and Efficient Repair.
Sabotage AND efficient repair! I’m a walking contradiction.
It’s like a protection racket, sorta. I go in and break stuff, then come arond later and offer to fix it up for a fee.
I like this… 
Actually, a protection racket works the other way around: if they don’t pay for “protection,” you break stuff.
K.A.G.A.T.O - Kinetic Android Generated for Assassination and Terran Observation
M.I.C.R.O.S.O.F.T.: Mechanical Intelligent Construct Responsible for Observation/Synthetic Organism Fabricated for Troubleshooting
B.O.O.B.: Being Optimized for Observation and Battle (I’d like to see the battle)
B.O.O.B.I.E.S.: Biomechanical Obedient Organism Built for Infiltration and Efficient Sabotage (Too true…)
P.E.N.I.S.: Person Engineered for Nocturnal Infiltration and Sabotage (Couldn’t agree more)
…sorry…
H.O.M.S.A.R.: Hydraulic Obedient Machine Skilled in Assassination and Repair. N.O.S.P.O.O.N.: Networked Obedient Soldier Programmed for Observation and Online Nullification. C.O.A.C.H.Z.: Cybernortic Oberdient Andrawd Calibraterd fer Hazardous Zoolorgy. K.T.M.U.S.T.D.I.E.: Knight Trained for Mathematics and Ultimate Sabotage/Technician Designed for Infiltration and Exploration.
Originally posted by Yar Kramer
Yah. True.
I’m more like the company that puts spyware on all the websites you visit and then sells you some anti-spyware software (which, of course, has a built in “fail by” date which will force you to buy more in six months.)
CCOMPOST:
Cybernetic Clockwork Organism Manufactured for Potential Observation and Scientific Troubleshooting.
Ken:
Killing and Exploring Neohuman
Kenneth:
Kinetic Electronic Neohuman Normally for Exploration and Terran Harm
Arthur:
Artificial Robotic Technician Hardwired for Ultimate Repair
Rountree:
Robotic Obedient Unit Normally for Terran Repair and Efficient Exploration
BEEP!
E.V.A.N.G.E.L.I.O.N.: Electronic Vigilant Android Normally for Gratification/Electronic Lifeform Intended for Observation and Nullification
E.V.A.: Electronic Violence Android
A.S.H.L.E.Y.: Artificial Synthetic Humanoid Limited to Exploration and Yardwork
Intense…I’m either an android or humanoid. I’ll be damned though if I ever do yardwork in my lifetime. That just made my coolness factor a minus 5:fungah:
F.R.A.M.E.S.K.I.P.: Functional Robotic Android Manufactured for Exploration/Synthetic Killing and Infiltration Person
I.O.N.M.A.G.E.: Intelligent Obedient Neohuman Manufactured for Assassination and Galactic Exploration
S.Q.U.A.R.E.S.O.F.T.: Synthetic Quantum Unit Assembled for Repair/Electronic Soldier Optimized for Fighting and Troubleshooting
I.N.T.E.R.N.E.T.: Intelligent Networked Technician Engineered for Rational Nullification and Efficient Troubleshooting
A.Y.B.A.B.T.U.: Artificial Ytterbium Being Assembled for Battle and Terran Utility
F.O.R.U.M.S.: Functional Organism Responsible for Ultimate Mathematics and Sabotage
Originally posted by BlueMageOne
[b]G.O.D.: Galactic Observation Device
Someday, someone will create some Deus Ex-ripoff RPG with this as the main plot twist. 8P
Originally posted by Uriel
It’s just a stupid Java program that puts a bunch of words it already has (Which I noticed, isn’t many) and puts it into the acronym…it’s stupid.
Hahahaha! You’re stupid. You can’t even notice the .CGI at the end of the file name? That aint Java. Java would load up a console, and it wouldn’t have to reload the page every time. NOW WHO’S THE STUPID ONE?
D.R.A.G.O.N.E.S.S.A.: Digital Robotic Android Generated for Observation/Networked Electronic Scientific Sabotage Android
:3
S.T.E.V.E.: Synthetic Technician Engineered for Violence and Exploration
A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.: Artificial Android Assembled for Assassination and Analysis/Artificial Advanced Android Assembled for Accurate Assassination
I broke it 
I’ve seen it before, we probably had a post about it years ago.
N.U.L.A.N.I.: Networked Unit Limited to Assassination and Nocturnal Infiltration
D.E.A.T.H.: Digital Electronic Android Trained for Harm