I think Val told me she just bribed the innkeeper into keeping his mouth shut.
I’ve always been more partial to the smaller tricks, itching powder, hot sauce in someone’s wineskin, that sort of things.
Originally posted by Dark Sand
I’ve always been more partial to the smaller tricks, itching powder, hot sauce in someone’s wineskin, that sort of things.
A take-off of the itching powder thing, pour powdered milk on someone on a hot, sweaty night sometime. The powder will seep into the skin, the sweat will activate the milk, and the heat will make it spoil while inside the pores. In theory, the guy should stink like spoiled Milk for awhile!
Val… You’re nasty… Hehehehe! Yet, I find the idea very interesting! evil grin
Would you care to share a few more tricks with me?
grabs a notebook and a pen
I would never want to do anything like that.
:noway:
Those Lawful Good Paladins are always such party poopers…
Just kiddin’, Percy. You know we all luvs ya. 
My God, VE. If we ever go RP’ing together I’ll be on max alert when you’re around.
Alright, a trick from me: feed mandragora (mandrake) to other people horses when they aren’t looking. Then watch the havoc.
Just because a guy is a guardian, a warrior of Light and all that, it doensn’t mean he can’t have some fun. Those tricks are good to punish someone!
Yeah. Doing these tricks punishes the bad guys without resorting to violence, which is kinda the Paladin way.
Originally posted by Ren
My God, VE. If we ever go RP’ing together I’ll be on max alert when you’re around.
hey, I have a few good tricks with me, too! Like how you can win big money by pissing all over a tavern bar, and the barkeep won’t be mad at you!
O_O
Well, how about something in the punishment department?
Depends. What KIND of punishment, cause I got a bunch of dem.
gets the pen ready
All kinds (as long as they’re not too dirty)! Teach away, oh prankmaster!
Sorry, i only give one answer to individual questions. Meaning, you’d have to give me a scenario.
OK, then. Suppose that some guy insults your family and you want to get back at him while he’s enjoying his drink.
Or that some thugs deface a building and you catch them asleep.
Or, suppose that you walk into a bar and some wise guy disrespects you with obscene suggestions. Suppose he’s a fat tub of lard, and a stupid one at that.
Also, if you saw someone picking on a weaker person and you wanted to cause him excruciating pain. What would you do in the line of pranks?
How would you get back at someone who made fun of your weapon?
And what’s the best way to stop a fleeing thief?
gets the pen ready again
If you need me to be more specific, let me know.
kicks Manus No good, Manus. YOu should know me well enough by now that I don’t like having people ask so many questions at once, so you forfeit any chances you had of gaining any of my knowledge!
OK, one question, then. A simple one.
How would you stop a fleeing thief in the middle of a crowd? It’s been so long since I had a word with you, I forgot that detail.
Please! does the puppy eyes and an evil grin
A fleeing thief? That is not a case for a trick, Manus, my creations take a bit of time to work out. In that case, I’d just chase after him.
And just so you know, the puupy Dog eyes do NOT work when you have an evil grin on! kicks him again
Ow… I’ll keep that in mind.
OK, and if you wanted to give a lesson to a really arrogant bastard who kept making fun of other people and bragging about the new piece of useless junk he just got? Suppose he’s a narcisitic freak.
does the puppy eyes
Come on, tell me!
You said only ONE question you had. And so, I answered it. So go screw yourself, manus!