67-year old woman arrested for dealing cocaine


That’s one cool granny.

It’s more common than you’d think. Last summer, I prosecuted an 85-year-old dealer of cocaine, Vicodin and marijuana. Apparently he had a long-term relationship with the local police. They loved him, and told me “he used to get so much pussy back in the day.”

There must be something with old people selling drugs. I say that since it’s apparently becoming more common in the news media.

With what social security pays, are you suprised?

I go through a woman in her 50s more than anyone else to get oxycontin

fuck yeah, what do you have to lose at that age? i wanna die before im 70. id deal a bunch of drugs and do heroin until i shit myself and die

She sounds pretty baller.

I wish I was little bit older
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had female genes
and sold dope for a dollar