4 Word Final Fantasy Game

The 4 word final fantasy game!

here are the rules:

1: only 4 words per post (unless in parentasis)

2: Has to befinal fantasy related

3: Can be as random as you want as long as you keep it somewhat along the lines of the subjects from the last few Final Fantasy Related posts.

!BLITZOFF!

let me start you out:

once upon a time…

(now some one just pick somehig & we will be on our way!) :thinking:

Tidus swung the sword…

into someones left arm…

(someone please say they screamed in pain…)

…who fell over and…

landed on a big…

pile of cow manure…

seeing this, Cloud decides…

To act as if…

someon stole somethin from…

his wallet so he…

spat on the queen…

and died. the end.

(why? do you hate us?)

Of demons.Edea ,she

then sneezed and glared…
((its the smile of EVIL on the avatar…))

at the waitress who…

spilled her drinks on…

Cid’s brand new pants.

Cid was her date…

He took his spear…

and cut some cheese…phew! much better!