I’m just glad that I wasn’t the first to call this a stupid thread.
Well, I guess this calls for some sort of celebration.
On second thought… maybe not.
extends claws What, I’m not allowed to act a little silly? I have several friends who’d love to argue about that. Eight of them in fact. Eight very sharp and pointy friends, who have no business near a pair of testicles.
I have my little itty bitty conscience who has been replaced by a Dreadnaught from Warhammer, and it’s telling me to spill blood of heretics and purge by fire those who defile the will of the Emperor.
BAH, YOU THE EMPEROR HAS MADE YOU WEAK, ONLY THE MIGHT OF KHORNE CAN REDEEM YOU, ULTRAMARINE, BY PLUCKING YOUR HEAD OFF YOUR EMPEROR-DAMNED SHOULDERS. THE MIGHT OF CHAOS ULTIMATELY BRINGS YOUR DEATH! THE MIGHTY CHAINAXE DEMANDS MORE BLOOD AND SKULLS FOR THE BRAZEN THRONE OF KHORNE.
And where are your dice? There can’t be Ork mutilation without proper dice.